My work here is done.

2010-04-24T22:21:29.570-07:00

OK, first of all, trying to find out where to depo...

2010-03-31T12:28:10.578-07:00

OK, first of all, trying to find out where to deposit the $0.25 and hoping you take PayPal. And my superlative is wonkiest.

Second, the reason hypocrites garner such disdain is biblical. There are "woe" 's, there are double- "woe" 's, and there are a few triple- "woe" 's, but the harshest words are reserved for the hypocrites. Adulterers get a pass comparatively.

Third, reverse gravity would necessitate having an upside-down monkey bar structure in place so as not to fly off. Grip strength would be the key to survival and the only way you could sleep would be tethered. I can see it now: "Debbie Gabey here for Tether Town. The most comfortable tether ever. Not too stiff, not too stretchy. What is your tether number?"

Fourth. The 5-minute relief requirement for humans could pose a problem but boost some industries such as the depends people, etc. Meetings would be shorter and/or disjointed. "Now, where were we?" Plus, the disproportionate time demands on women vs men would force some sort of equal-time legislation. Too much of a mess.

Lastly, Thing V and Thing W were too busy trying to spell fahrvergnügen while asking Vanna to buy a vowel with an oomlout.

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My work here is done.

OK, first of all, trying to find out where to depo...