tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3750031433333592027.post8669406204045688855..comments2023-10-17T06:55:43.129-07:00Comments on Rusted Ruminations: If Statements as ExperimentRusty Southwickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15219593571227897865noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3750031433333592027.post-73531110553236424282010-04-24T22:21:29.570-07:002010-04-24T22:21:29.570-07:00My work here is done.My work here is done.Rusty Southwickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15219593571227897865noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3750031433333592027.post-26828293715932373602010-03-31T12:28:10.578-07:002010-03-31T12:28:10.578-07:00OK, first of all, trying to find out where to depo...OK, first of all, trying to find out where to deposit the $0.25 and hoping you take PayPal. And my superlative is wonkiest.<br /><br />Second, the reason hypocrites garner such disdain is biblical. There are "woe" 's, there are double- "woe" 's, and there are a few triple- "woe" 's, but the harshest words are reserved for the hypocrites. Adulterers get a pass comparatively. <br /><br />Third, reverse gravity would necessitate having an upside-down monkey bar structure in place so as not to fly off. Grip strength would be the key to survival and the only way you could sleep would be tethered. I can see it now: "Debbie Gabey here for Tether Town. The most comfortable tether ever. Not too stiff, not too stretchy. What is your tether number?"<br /><br />Fourth. The 5-minute relief requirement for humans could pose a problem but boost some industries such as the depends people, etc. Meetings would be shorter and/or disjointed. "Now, where were we?" Plus, the disproportionate time demands on women vs men would force some sort of equal-time legislation. Too much of a mess.<br /><br />Lastly, Thing V and Thing W were too busy trying to spell fahrvergnügen while asking Vanna to buy a vowel with an oomlout.Jeff Crandallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10249928281255070099noreply@blogger.com